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I am all for self-improvement, and I am confused why more men don't opt for Botox, collagen treatments or breast implants.
A friend informs me that society makes it so Botox and breast implants are only for ladies. Well, obviously, society is messed up.
According to a Forbes article, the top three plastic surgeries for guys are laser hair removal, nose jobs and liposuction. Come on, guys, why not some sort of implant?
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Why don't more men get voicebox implants for dramatic effect? Ideally, the guys would not have to always talk with the mechanical voice, but when a dramatic moment happens, the guy could answer with the dramatic voicebox.
Preacher: Do you, John, take Susan to be your lawfully wedded wife?
John (with mechanical voicebox): I do.
Susan (fighting back tears): I love you so much, dear.
Get with it, guys!
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