Thursday, May 6, 2010

Let's unite to make the fanny pack sexy

I have a few major goals in life, and although some of those goals might be difficult to obtain, I think they are possible.

One of those goals is this:

Make the fanny pack sexy.

Due to my sophisticated heterosexuality, I believe I can wear a fanny pack and make it sexy. In other words, I think I can rock the fanny pack. And, man, when one rocks the fanny pack, look out. That is hot!

Two big problems hold back the fanny pack from being considered sexy. One is the name itself fanny pack. The word "fanny" just isn't sexy, although in Great Britain the term is much different than in the U.S. In some counter-cultures, other words are used in place of fanny pack. I personally like "hip sack."

Another problem the "hip sack" has with being sexy is that it is a bit bulky. Why not design a smaller, tighter hip sack?In an ideal world, I would be contacted by Coach or Prada to design the sexy fanny pack. If I would have an ad campaign for it, I would suggest one similar to Calvin Klein Obsession or Chanel No. 5.

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