As an expert of sophistication, I frequently run across gauche uses of classy items that make me wonder if those items are, indeed, classy. This is the case with limousines, in which they tend to be used as party puke-mobiles and, thus, have been deemed TOTALLY NOT CLASSY by the Snooze Button Generation.
Because of locker-room celebrations and "champagne rooms" in strip clubs, I am wondering if champagne, like limousines, is being misused enough to be considered not classy.
Through extensive Internet and personal research, I have determined that while champagne is frequently misused, it remains classy. However, champagne rooms are definitely not classy.Man, if I were champagne, I'd be pissed off:
Why you gotta pimp me out at your sleazy clubs? I come from France, not a trailer like a lot of your dancers. I bet you use mere sparkling wine in your "champagne rooms," too. I wish I could sue. But what do I know? I'm just a bubbly alcoholic beverage.
please provide a link to iTunes or Amazon Music store or Napster for that dam catchy tune.ReplyDelete
Champipple gives me a headace. Now I don't have to have it again as I have this song to do that for me.
The Snooze Button Generation aims to please. ... Here's an Amazon link to "Pop Champagne" by Jim Jones and Ron Browz featuring Juelz Santana.ReplyDelete