The Snooze Button Generation

Many of us brag. Perhaps we don't mean to do so. But maybe we have insecurities, so we boast about our accomplishments, hoping that the ...

I am white. Therefore, I like Sufjan Stevens. As the month of Rocktober continues to be celebrated, it is important to note that singer-song...

I met a non-dairy creamer Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake With a wet spot Bigger than a great lake Took me to the new church And baptiz...

It 6 p.m. on a Friday. Let's blast the Buzzard! For a long part of my youth, I somehow always listened to 100.7 WMMS at 6 p.m. on Friday...

The greatest thing about AC/DC is the shorts. The worst thing about AC/DC is the shorts. As the Snooze Button Generation continues to celebr...

I have reverted to a '90s indie rock guy, despite putting that persona behind me for at least the past decade. I am not sure how this ha...

"What's your favorite band, man?" For the past 17 years, I have answered the same thing, and I doubt I'll ever answer diff...

The Snooze Button Generation is pleased to announce that today is the first day of "Rocktober" and the SBG will be focusing on roc...

Editor’s Note: Prominent SBG enthusiast Fred “XMan” Stevens unexpectedly passed away on Feb. 16, 2011. He is profoundly missed. The followin...

Does God exist? Is there life beyond our solar system? Why do humans exist? All of those questions are simple to answer, but I've been s...

I asked myself a critical question last weekend: "Can a normal human being become a wine connoisseur in a mere weekend?" Well, the...

Michael Scott, AKA my brother Fred, is officially off the market as he married his longtime girlfriend Judi on Saturday. I had observed last...

I am Earl Woods. For the past four days, I have played miniature golf with my eldest daughter, Sophie, three times and have gone to a dri...

I am a big fan of men's jewelry, or "man-jewelry," as I term it. My theory is that jewelry is meant to decorate what is bea...

Editor’s Note: Prominent SBG enthusiast Fred “XMan” Stevens unexpectedly passed away on Feb. 16, 2011. He is profoundly missed. The followin...

Tom "Durrrr" Dwan has been named the "Most Interesting Poker Player to Watch on TV" by the Snooze Button Generation toda...

If anyone ever talks about something I've never heard of, I find it best to nod in agreement and pretend to fully understand the convers...

Who am I? Perhaps we've all struggled with those three simple words. I argue that we are all chameleons. We change, moment to moment, ba...

Even though I haven't had to use my generator, crack into one of my 8,000 canned goods or fire off any ammunition, I somehow survived Ca...

In my ongoing quest to be a bon vivant, Renaissance man and avant-garde mixologist, I have discovered a cocktail that refreshes and oozes cl...