The Snooze Button Generation

The popular 1990s style heroin chic has been replaced by "turkey chic," the Snooze Button Generation has learned from a shopping t...

As much of America soon will focus on Thanksgiving and turkey preparation, many amateur chefs might be unsure how to deliver a feast. Well, ...

As I try to figure out the differences between men and women, "The Vagina Monologues" comes to mind. Apparently, "The Vagin...

I faced a tough decision the other day. I found myself in O'Connell's Cocktails in Long Beach, Calif., with a festive atmosphere con...

The more I learn about Nerf balls, the more I question the human race. As a lad growing up in Cleveland, Nerf balls were a part of my everyd...

"A Nightmare on Elm Street" has edged "The Shining" and "Scream" to be named the scariest movie of the Snooze ...

The Snooze Button Generation would like to congratulate "Dazed and Confused" character Mitch Kramer for his victory in Game 1 of W...

Encyclopedia Brown is entering a real awkward pubescent stage and likely will make readers laugh at him, the Snooze Button Generation has le...

It's rare that a product hits the market that revolutionizes lives. I say the television, cell phone and snooze button on alarm clocks d...

As I continue my quest for self-improvement, I need to draw the line somewhere of how far I will go to be in good shape. Therefore, I will n...

When Michael Scott - AKA my brother - recently visited California, he had a difficulty exiting a rental car and said, "Ooh, sorry, had...

Snooze Button Generation founder and CEO Joe Stevens continues to discuss life-and-death issues, following the death of his grandmother Adel...

Snooze Button Generation founder and CEO Joe Stevens has turned 37 years old today and insists that this website have no blog posts about th...

Actress Patricia Arquette has fangs, the Snooze Button Generation has learned through anecdotal evidence and extensive Internet research . T...

I keep telling myself I need to wear a medallion. If I only donned one, I would finally feel "complete" and then be the country...

As I nervously walked across the quad, emotions enveloped me, and I thought: "I did it. I made it to college!" It had been a dream...

When one has celebrities in his family, that person does not like to talk about them. I find it tacky to brag about my famous relatives beca...

The reason I don't like extreme sports is simple: The guys who are participate are douche bags. Some might say my extreme-sports judgmen...

As Sophie Stevens clutched her security blanket and donned her 3-D glasses, the movie "Toy Story 3" reverberated in Theater 6 of t...

Chester A. Arthur has been named the greatest U.S. president of all-time because of his facial hair, the Snooze Button Generation announced...